Wrapping Paper — “I’m Not Ignoring You, I’m Avoiding Everyone” Novelty Gift Wrap

$13.99

Sizes: 30" x 36"

Finish: Glossy

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

	30" x 36"
Width, cm	76.20
Height, cm	91.44

This wrapping paper carries a dry, witty voice for the person who prefers honesty over small talk. The muted kraft-like background and bold type create a minimalist, slightly ironic look that reads like a note left on the fridge. Use it to wrap birthday presents, housewarming treats, or a care package for a friend with a sardonic sense of humor. The paper’s substantial feel and crisp print let the message come through clearly while still looking polished under ribbon or twine. It fits into quiet, low-fuss celebrations where personality matters more than fuss, and it makes unwrapping feel like the start of a private joke.

Product features
- Printed on 90 gsm fine art paper for a sturdy yet flexible feel
- High-definition one-sided print with choice of glossy or matte finish
- Available in three roll lengths: 30×36, 30×72, and 30×180 inches
- Muted kraft-style background with bold, repeating typographic design
- Includes white edge with small bar and QR code from the printer

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the product outwards

Glossy or matte finish

Your images are printed in high-definition, on thick paper stock, with a choice between a high gloss or a smooth matte finish

90gsm paper

Made by using 90 gsm fine art paper, which is perfect for wrapping your gifts

Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the product outwards.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product

Wrapping Paper — “I’m Not Ignoring You, I’m Avoiding Everyone” Novelty Gift Wrap

$13.99

Sizes: 30" x 36"

Finish: Glossy

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

	30" x 36"
Width, cm	76.20
Height, cm	91.44

This wrapping paper carries a dry, witty voice for the person who prefers honesty over small talk. The muted kraft-like background and bold type create a minimalist, slightly ironic look that reads like a note left on the fridge. Use it to wrap birthday presents, housewarming treats, or a care package for a friend with a sardonic sense of humor. The paper’s substantial feel and crisp print let the message come through clearly while still looking polished under ribbon or twine. It fits into quiet, low-fuss celebrations where personality matters more than fuss, and it makes unwrapping feel like the start of a private joke.

Product features
- Printed on 90 gsm fine art paper for a sturdy yet flexible feel
- High-definition one-sided print with choice of glossy or matte finish
- Available in three roll lengths: 30×36, 30×72, and 30×180 inches
- Muted kraft-style background with bold, repeating typographic design
- Includes white edge with small bar and QR code from the printer

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the product outwards

Glossy or matte finish

Your images are printed in high-definition, on thick paper stock, with a choice between a high gloss or a smooth matte finish

90gsm paper

Made by using 90 gsm fine art paper, which is perfect for wrapping your gifts

Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the product outwards.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product